Getting Sober...Again Episode 137 Published Jan 12, 2022
Official Teleprompter Script:
Written and Performed by: Jae Andres
Alright welcome back to getting sober... Again
My name is Jae and today's topic is
Try Sobriety FREE for 30 days!
But first, if you care about your sobriety as much as we do
hit the like button down below.
and don't forget to hit the Subscribe button while you're down there
alright let's get started
What if I told you that there was something you could try,
That would actually cost you nothing,
And potentially give you everything!
Operators are standing by:
*ring*
Me: Sober guy
Caller: I heard y'all got sober….
Caller: HOW MUCH IZZ IT?
Me: t’s FREE!
Caller: Oh Worrrrrd?
Try Sobriety FREE for 30 days.
And If you don't like it, guess what?
There’s a money back guarantee….
THATS RIGHT….
You'll have ALL the money you would have wasted…
On getting wasted.
We took a poll and over 50% of our viewers reported
spending over $500 a month on alcohol and alcohol related expenses!
What are alcohol related expenses?
Bar tabs, plus tip...don't forget greasy bags of chips…
Uber, taxis Lyft…
(Because you weren't driving drunk….right?)
Overnight parking tickets.
Getting your car towed.
Impound lot expenses.
Did you know that the national average cost of a DUI,
all expenses included...
is roughly $10,000 dollars?
From late night burgers, pizzas, fries…
To buying rounds of drinks for you and your friends.
Paying to get into clubs,
and entry fees that you had to poison yourself, literally,
To STAND going to,
to have a good time…
Add in the weekly cases of beer,
The boxes of wine,
Happy hours,
Bailey's for breakfast,
And handles of liquor..
It all adds up.
During MY drinking days, I was spending on average $30/day on alcohol and alcohol related expenses. Which put me at about $900 per month
What can you buy for $900 a month:
- you could....LEASE a brand new RANGE ROVER.
- pay your mortgage.
-or get 69
Original stuffed crust
LARGE 1 topping
pizza hut pizzas
NICE
After a year of not drinking, I personally saved nearly $10,000
And yes, I know….*results may vary*
So....If I may ask,
how much were you spending
on alcohol and alcohol related expenses?
Come up with a number, right now.
Yes, pause the video and comment below!
Here's the thing about getting sober,
you can just
go back to your old life
whenever you want.
But here's the thing:
After 30 days of sobriety,
you probably won't want to!
Guess what's gonna be waiting for you
when you get to 30 days of sobriety???
Your old friends,
the old bar,
the liquor store.
the bartender who you tipped thousands of dollars to
who didn't even send you a Christmas card…**
Guess what else will be waiting for you?
being hungover, dry mouth, headaches,
Random aches and pains,
High blood pressure,
Puffy eyes, waxy skin,
Yes that's what you look like….
anxiety and depression,
Drunk texts,
Embarrassing yourself I'm public.
Anger, disappointment,
And….
All of the hope that your friends and family lost in you…..
I promise,
all of THAT will be waiting for YOU,
30 days from now,
IF you decide to go back to drinking.
Or you can turn your back on that old life,
Which no longer serves you,
And stop acting like it’s impossible to have fun sober.
“But I’ll be SO BORED”
Here's the truth bomb that nobody wants to hear:
It's 2022….
Every great story that's every been told,
every movie that's won an Oscar,
every album that's won a Grammy,
Every book that's won…
whatever books win**
They all exist, right now!
The internet, the whole internet,
it's all here, at your disposal,
For your entertainment!
Door dash, Uber eats, libraries,
amusement parks, escape rooms, youtube, netflix hulu,
sports, real wrestling, fake wrestling, and clowns….
*Show Congress*
All exists, right now….
So if you think for a second,
of saying that you're bored…
it's bad look…
Seriously...get a hobby,
Join a gym,
Call your mother!
Call someone's mother!
Not mine tho. **
Start catching up on your to-do list.
You WILL have More time,
to do more THINGS...
And speaking of time,
I want you to Remember this…
Write it down:
Sobriety it's NOT a prison sentence,
It’s the key to your freedom.
The only 2 things you can't do Sober
Is drink alcohol and get hungover.
You know what else you can do sober?
Give this video a thumbs up,
It’s just as free as sobriety!
And with that, I want to wish you good luck on your sobriety journey,
And I will see you IN, the next episode!
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